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It’s inevitable to go through life without having plenty of unanswered questions that plague your mind from time to time. Sometimes these questions are of the highest importance in nature, others… not so much. Still, there are even some a person might think of themselves as highly important when the question is actually something irrelevant and vastly ignorant. If anyone is able to answer the following for me, I would greatly appreciate it, but I have my doubts…

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So I’m innocently browsing deviantart for some wallpaper options and I love the constantly changing options that site has. Even for other appearance related options like skins and themes for everything from Trillian, WinAmp, even Vista items. What I really hold a high level for disdain though is what passes for options from some contributors to that “art” community. Actually I can’t even fully blame the contributors, it’s the accepting and demanding public who’s responsible for their drive to create the tragedy known as Naked Wallpaper.

Seriously, for the low low price of free you can incorporate the body of a naked chick as your desktop background to stare at whenever you wish. How this doesn’t get old within 10 seconds is astounding to me. It’s quite unnecessary to have these mingled in with everything else as valid, general options. I’m not quite sure what kind of person utilizes these, I almost don’t want to know. But the sado-masochist in me is dying for a peak at what his deal might be.

Leave the cave, I beg you. Join normal people, we don’t bite. We’re not out to get you, to ostrasize you for your lifestyle. We’re a generally accepting crowd, *severe conversative-types excluded (but no one likes those guys anyways). When the people on the interwebs poke fun at your basement dwelling, WHO CARES!? When your e-girlfriend dumps you for the better WoW player, WHO GIVES A SHIT!? It’s okay. After a few days of sunglass-wearing you’ll be adjusted to the constant barrage of UV light and all will be well. The pasty complexion will subside, as will the sweaty palms you get when a girl is within 2 meters of your persons.

Don’t worry about your superior intelligence. There are plenty of converted cave dwellers like yourself out in the wild already. Leaving you plenty of opportunities to engage them in theological, philisophical, technological sparring of the mind. You no longer need to have that pedestal of unattainability exhibiting itself through your wallpaper of choice. You can be better then that, I know it.

Good luck and godspeed.