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Ladies and Gentleman I have done it. World peace is attainable without using force or violence. I’ve actually done in in 3 easy to complete steps. I will break it down for everyone to enjoy. I’ve even included pictures so the understanding, recall-ability, and associations are easy to keep track of and follow:

1. Evacuate All Women From The Middle East To A Destination Of Their Choosing



2. All Foreign Aid To Africa Must Cease Immediately



3. To Vote In Any Election In Any CountryYou Must Have An IQ Surpassing 120 – The Same Is True To Hold Public Office



Now all you have to do is sit back, wait 50 years (that’s 2 generations for those of you keeping track), and let nature sort everything out. I promise that everything will work out fine by then. For any present conflicts not within the boundaries of the Middle East or Africa the I.Q. stipulation takes care of that. It’s just in time for the average male life expectancy to do me in so the sooner we get the ball rolling, the better.

I know it might seem brash, provocative, maybe even a tad controversial but don’t let those things bother you. Once upon a time the idea that the Earth was round was provocative and controversial. The same holds true for the outrageous notion that the Earth rotated around the Sun. Now days those adjectives are reserved for global warming and other liberal viewpoints.

You kind of start to see the correlation between everything…

Oh and you’re welcome.

Just something I whipped up in a stupor of boredom. My apologies to whoever it was that drew the Satan image, blame Google Image Search =/

Some people might actually believe this...

Breaking news my ass. Is there nothing else pertinent going on in the world? I have taken more noteworthy shits than this drivel.

The Internet is a worldwide double edged sword. Allowing people to have unprecedented access to accept and gather information is fantastic. The balance to this equation however is enough to overwhelm the novices and continue to harden the veteran users. Rome had their Colosseum, contemporary sports have their stadiums, and cyber-warriors will have their forums.

Forums are the everyman’s battleground. A chance to diminish and obliterate some unsuspecting n00b or to challenge the near-infallible veteran troll. These battles wage until one person often just gives up and leaves, leaving the victor to soak in the e-glory of his latest e-kill. For the most part these fights are victimless but quite a few times intelligence, reason, and logic are not involved in the victory.

With this in mind I present: The Top 9 Things the Forum Nerds Will Never Admit

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