Ladies and Gentleman I have done it. World peace is attainable without using force or violence. I’ve actually done in in 3 easy to complete steps. I will break it down for everyone to enjoy. I’ve even included pictures so the understanding, recall-ability, and associations are easy to keep track of and follow:

1. Evacuate All Women From The Middle East To A Destination Of Their Choosing



2. All Foreign Aid To Africa Must Cease Immediately



3. To Vote In Any Election In Any CountryYou Must Have An IQ Surpassing 120 – The Same Is True To Hold Public Office



Now all you have to do is sit back, wait 50 years (that’s 2 generations for those of you keeping track), and let nature sort everything out. I promise that everything will work out fine by then. For any present conflicts not within the boundaries of the Middle East or Africa the I.Q. stipulation takes care of that. It’s just in time for the average male life expectancy to do me in so the sooner we get the ball rolling, the better.

I know it might seem brash, provocative, maybe even a tad controversial but don’t let those things bother you. Once upon a time the idea that the Earth was round was provocative and controversial. The same holds true for the outrageous notion that the Earth rotated around the Sun. Now days those adjectives are reserved for global warming and other liberal viewpoints.

You kind of start to see the correlation between everything…

Oh and you’re welcome.