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Much like the animal kingdom there is a biological urge to exert yourself ahead of all else. Some men are above this sort of activity a majority of the time but then you have the classless asses. You see, a Classless Ass is someone who recognizes they are in an environment in which they cannot possibly attain the rank of alpha male. They don’t even bother trying for the open beta spot either. They will however undeniably fight to the bitter end to achieve what I call the ‘Omega Male’. This is the bottom of the barrel in terms of personality. This isn’t something necessarily intelligence based (let’s face it, how many intelligent males do you see out there fighting for the alpha male spotlight? …that’s what I thought) but it CAN include those higher on the IQ chart than you might think.

 
These guys have a beef with anything and everything that eludes their favor. These are the guys waiting and sniffing for an argument. These are the “all talk” guys that cannot possibly step up when their name is called lest they soil their shorts. When it comes to ‘put up or shut up’ these guys go from fight to flight faster than scene kids pound PBR. They try and exert machismo, they are often mistaken for wannabe Alpha Males. Just like the circular aspect of nature, you get far enough around from the starting point you almost come all the way around. But noon on a clock is P.M. and that 11:59 will always remain A.M. no matter how hard it tries. Two of these buffoons in a tribe work as well as two alpha males. It doesn’t. But instead of going head to head with their aggressor, the Omega Males charge each other ironically in reverse. Instead of the natural gift of antlers, they utilize the sticks up their asses in a battle for the top (read bottom) spot. It’s an epic battle to watch to be sure, but all the same it’s also highly predictable.
 
The bigger ass that’s sphincter-holding the bigger stick is usually the ‘winner’.

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