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It’s inevitable to go through life without having plenty of unanswered questions that plague your mind from time to time. Sometimes these questions are of the highest importance in nature, others… not so much. Still, there are even some a person might think of themselves as highly important when the question is actually something irrelevant and vastly ignorant. If anyone is able to answer the following for me, I would greatly appreciate it, but I have my doubts…

Why is it when women reach a certain age they invariably must dye their hair a quasi-natural shade of red? Ladies, no one thinks you look good this way. When I see one (which is every day), I think ‘Wow, this lady is falling apart bone by bone, but in direct sunlight her hair looks like it’s on fire.’ That whole exciting stigma with red-heads? Yeah that’s for the ‘under 30′ crowd. Ew.

Why do guys (maybe some gals too) google for naked desktop wallpapers and then, because my rant appears on the first page of listings, decide to click on Naked Wallpaper: A Rant and read my disdain for those very same people? I laughed the first time this happened. I giggled like a schoolgirl the second time. But now the perpetrators of such an action have reached into double digit territory. Yes, the number of people searching for naked wallpapers that end up reading my rant instead has hit double digits in the 1.5 months that post has been up. Hopefully a percentage of them changed their mind and are better off now after listening to me. I’d like to think so.

Why are right wing nuts so fucked up? I don’t care if you’re Republican, Democrat, or Independent; conspiracy theories are for the bat shit insane. Obama is not: a communist insider; Muslim (not that that’s any worse than any other religion); a foreign-born illegal citizen of the United States; a terrorist; and especially not in league with Lucifer himself even though James “Holy Shit I’m A Nutjob” Pinkerton over at Fox News says he is. Just how low can one go when making up this shit up? The primary basis for how all of these are baseless lies no one should take seriously is… drum roll please… No one in the McCain camp is mentioning them (aside from the Ayers/terrorist connection). You think McCain, hell even the Clintons, would’ve sat on their hands if any of these were even remotely true? Not a chance in… Hell.

Since we’re on the political topic, why are there still undecided voters? How detached from reality do you have to be? It’s not like these candidates are remotely close to each other. Yes, both are with their own flaws as no one is perfect but for fuck’s sake. Which would you like more if you’re dangling from the edge of a cliff: a hand to help pull you up; or a swift punch to the balls (tits if you’re a chick)? The only answer I can come up with is they are so ill-informed and abstain from anything media-related. It doesn’t take long to determine that McCain is a stubborn old man with a temper and a “act fast think later” attitude (one that is probably related to the 6 planes he’s crashed). On an equal time frame it doesn’t take long to discover that Palin is a fundie-hick nutjob who knows jack shit about anything. It’s not that hard, you morons.

Why do people still peddle the utter heinously incorrect ‘proverb’ “The customer is always right?” That is such obscene bullshit. Just so the record shows, the customer is rarely right. Businesses thrive on repeat business. Once they have a customer they instantly analyze the future potential (code for $$$) of that client. They do not want to turn people away to their competitors, this would end the growth of their profits. So when something bad happens they act fairly, and keep in mind it’s not an absolutely perfect system. Sometimes there is an incorrect item in the box, sometimes it breaks in shipping and no one knows because… IT’S IN A GOD DAMN BOX THAT’S SEALED. Any time a customer bitching and playing the blame game busts out a ‘well the customer’s always right’ it automatically means they are completely full of shit and got nothing. Much like the guy proclaiming “I’m an honest man” or “Mission Accomplished”. Yeah, you know what I mean now.