More fucky drivers
by gatsome on Jul.28, 2008, under Miscellaneous
Last I checked fucky wasn’t a real word, so if you see it pop up in a dictionary one day please give silent thanks to me. I witnessed this lady in the alternate lane at McDonald’s approaching an invisible curb. I swear to god I knew she didn’t see it coming so I reached into my pocket and grabbed my trusty iPhone to capture this typical McDonald’s customer in their native habitat:
Here she is approaching a triangular curb used to separate the merging drive-thru lanes.
Oh noes! She has encountered an issue!
I believe she has both tires up on this block now and in my mind she's puzzling on how to get out of this pickle without looking like a total moron in the process.
"Fuck it" she stammers, "I'm in an SUV" and decides to show all of us (me) how much of a utility her vehicle has in it. But she didn't leave herself enough room to avoid the real curb!
So she reverses back onto the curb to give herself the needed room in order to properly approach the drive-thru speaker box. After all, she wouldn't want to hit a curb or anything.
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